
Mothman, Destroyer of Asses
Ah yes, the Mothman Prophecies, The Ass Clap of Doom.
It started with an evening walk.
And then I was running.
Running from the screaming dark mass above.
The thunderous beating of its wings tearing through the silence of the night as it stalks me.
A stolen glance shows many glowing eyes bearing down on me.
Rushing wind whistles past my ears, throwing my hair about without care, blinding me.
It’s gone. No more beating wings. No more screaming.
I am free. I’M FREE!
Clapping.
Slow, dramatic, clapping.
Like it’s sarcastically applauding my false victory.
Turning slowly, my eyes widen in fear.
Dear god. He’s throwing it back.
He’s throwing it back and by god the clap of its ass is mesmerising.
All I’ve known is nothing. I feel my anxieties, fears and problems drift away.
All there is ass. I must go to the ass.
The ass is life…
…Hail to the holy light of Ass!
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Mothman, Destroyer of Asses
Ah yes, the Mothman Prophecies, The Ass Clap of Doom.
It started with an evening walk.
And then I was running.
Running from the screaming dark mass above.
The thunderous beating of its wings tearing through the silence of the night as it stalks me.
A stolen glance shows many glowing eyes bearing down on me.
Rushing wind whistles past my ears, throwing my hair about without care, blinding me.
It’s gone. No more beating wings. No more screaming.
I am free. I’M FREE!
Clapping.
Slow, dramatic, clapping.
Like it’s sarcastically applauding my false victory.
Turning slowly, my eyes widen in fear.
Dear god. He’s throwing it back.
He’s throwing it back and by god the clap of its ass is mesmerising.
All I’ve known is nothing. I feel my anxieties, fears and problems drift away.
All there is ass. I must go to the ass.
The ass is life…
…Hail to the holy light of Ass!
File Dimensions;
5400 x 7200 pixels
32 bit
8.45 mb