Hiya Friends!

The name’s Burtle, allow me to fill you in on the Squid’s services.

Down here in the dark we’ll take commissions of any type. The weirder the better. The Squid loves a challenge.

That said, the right to accept commissions remains with Callumari. While open to most beliefs and ideologies, there is always a line, boundaries. Notch a vile or horrendous etching on the Altar and the Watcher may become aware. There be many Leviathans drifting in the void. Waiting. Wanting. Writhing.

The Grotto is a safe space for all. All are welcome so long as they are welcoming and kind to others.

Those who walk in the Grottos dark light are expected to uphold said light.

Freedom is a must, Madness when possible and Kindness above all.

Grotto Guide

Business.

Mari works at an hourly rate of $30.

We will not charge for anything other than the time put into the final design. We do not charge for the concepting stage, or for drafts.

Deposits will only be required for time consuming commissions, and will be returned if the end result is not up to satisfaction.

Our aim is to make our services as fair as possible with the hope we’ll never need to adjust our rates, ever.

There’s really nothing more to it. Aside from every deranged piece the Squid creates containing a small glimmer of his soul, and a drop of the Old Ink.

If you want to buy a piece of the Squids soul enquire through the Altar or by emailing Mari at

Callumariconcepts@gmail.com